Born Race

Cleaner

Destroy 150 organisms with Mike's Epididymis Stage hormone without dying or restarting the stage.

Disinfecting

Destroy All Blue Virus in Sammy's Fallopian Tubes Stage without dying or restarting the stage.

Basic Condom

Accomplish Mike's Condom Stage.

Grape Condom

Accomplish Beth's Condom Stage.

Ice Condom

Accomplish Tommy's Condom Stage.

Strawberry Condom

Accomplish Sammy's Condom Stage.

Easter Egg

Nobody Respects the Game Designer

Find the Helper Cell that says that Nobody respects the game designer.

Discovering Passable Walls

Find All Passable Walls in the Strawberry Condom Stage without dying or restarting the stage.

We all Won Life's Most Important Race

Win with all game characters: Mike, Sammy, Tommy and Beth.

Nurse: Take Care of Our Planet

Win the game with Beth.

The Basketball Player's Last Score

Win the game with Mike.

You are More than a Cheerleader

Win the game with Sammy.

This Game is Nonsense, Persnickety Nerd

Win the game with Tommy.

Secret Teleport

Find the Teleport that Beth uses to access a secret area.

Vitamin for all

Catch all the vitamins from all the stage characters.

Vitamin Beth

Catch Beth's Vitamins for all stages: B3, L-arginine and L-citrulline.

Vitamin Mike

Catch Mike's Vitamins for all stages: B3, L-arginine and L-citrulline.

Vitamin Sammy

Catch Sammy's Vitamins for all stages: B3, L-arginine and L-citrulline.

Vitamin Tommy

Catch Tommy's Vitamins for all stages: B3, L-arginine and L-citrulline.

Dethroned

Beat King Diaphragm.

Short Circuit

Beat Mega Exterminator.

Fired

Beat Chief Morning-After Pill.

Starving

Beat the Great Virus.

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