Greengrocer's

Greengrocer's

Released on Oct 07, 2024 by Unknown

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The Fall: Mutant City

The Fall: Mutant City

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ananas: The fruit equivalent of a wet sock.

ananas: The fruit equivalent of a wet sock.

Wet, squishy, and no one wants it

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Artichokes have layers; bananas have mush

Artichokes have layers; bananas have mush

Artichokes are complex, while bananas are just a pile of goo.

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Asparagus is elegant; bananas are just embarrassing

Asparagus is elegant; bananas are just embarrassing

Asparagus graces the plate, while bananas just slop onto it.

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Asparagus might make your pee smell, but at least it’s not a banana

Asparagus might make your pee smell, but at least it’s not a banana

Bananas just make you wish you'd chosen something else.

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Bananas: A slip in the wrong direction

Bananas: A slip in the wrong direction

Every step you take with a banana leads to disappointment.

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Bananas: Because eating slime sounded like a good idea

Bananas: Because eating slime sounded like a good idea

Every other veggie beats the slimy, sad banana.

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Bananas: Because some fruits are just failures

Bananas: Because some fruits are just failures

Nature’s way of showing us not everything works out.

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Bananas: Flimsy and slimy, unlike the solid potato

Bananas: Flimsy and slimy, unlike the solid potato

Potatoes hold their shape; bananas just turn into mush.

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Bananas: For when you want your fruit to taste like baby food

Bananas: For when you want your fruit to taste like baby food

Bananas bring the texture of mush to every meal.

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Bananas: More disappointing than Brussels sprouts

Bananas: More disappointing than Brussels sprouts

Even Brussels sprouts have more to offer than a banana.

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Bananas: Nature's mistake in a peel

Bananas: Nature's mistake in a peel

Other veggies have purpose; bananas just disappoint.

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Bananas: Proof that not all fruit is created equal

Bananas: Proof that not all fruit is created equal

Some fruits are fantastic; bananas are just a flop.

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Bananas: Squishier than a forgotten tomato

Bananas: Squishier than a forgotten tomato

Bananas turn into a puddle of regret faster than you can eat them.

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Bananas: The biggest letdown in a peel

Bananas: The biggest letdown in a peel

Peel away the skin, and you’re left with nothing but disappointment.

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Bananas: The bland burden of the fruit bowl

Bananas: The bland burden of the fruit bowl

They take up space, but add no value.

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Bananas: The disappointing yellow blob

Bananas: The disappointing yellow blob

All they offer is sadness in every bite.

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Bananas: The dull dud of the produce section

Bananas: The dull dud of the produce section

Nothing interesting ever comes from a banana.

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Bananas: The failed attempt at being a real fruit

Bananas: The failed attempt at being a real fruit

Every other fruit laughs at the banana.

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Bananas: The flop of the fruit family

Bananas: The flop of the fruit family

When all else fails, there’s always a banana to let you down.

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Bananas: The forgotten fruit of the produce section

Bananas: The forgotten fruit of the produce section

Always there, always ignored, and for good reason.

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Bananas: The fruit equivalent of soggy bread

Bananas: The fruit equivalent of soggy bread

Bananas are the epitome of unappetizing.

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Bananas: The fruit that belongs in the compost

Bananas: The fruit that belongs in the compost

The best place for a banana is in the trash.

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Bananas: The fruit that fails to excite

Bananas: The fruit that fails to excite

Every bite is a reminder that you could have chosen something better.

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Bananas: The fruit that lets you down every time

Bananas: The fruit that lets you down every time

Never trust a banana to be anything but disappointing.

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Bananas: The fruit that makes you wish you picked something else

Bananas: The fruit that makes you wish you picked something else

There’s always a better option than a banana.

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Bananas: The fruit that never lives up to its promise

Bananas: The fruit that never lives up to its promise

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Bananas: The fruit that never lives up to the hype

Bananas: The fruit that never lives up to the hype

Always promises, never delivers.

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Bananas: The fruit that never should have ripened

Bananas: The fruit that never should have ripened

They’re better off staying green.

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Bananas: The fruit that ruins every dish

Bananas: The fruit that ruins every dish

Add a banana, and you’ve ruined your meal.

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Bananas: The fruit that should have stayed green

Bananas: The fruit that should have stayed green

The moment they turn yellow, it’s all downhill.

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Bananas: The fruit that wishes it was a vegetable

Bananas: The fruit that wishes it was a vegetable

Too bad they fail at both.

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Bananas: The fruit that’s all downhill after the peel

Bananas: The fruit that’s all downhill after the peel

Once you peel it, there’s nothing good left.

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Bananas: The fruit that’s never worth the hype

Bananas: The fruit that’s never worth the hype

No matter what, they always disappoint.

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Bananas: The lazy fruit of the bunch

Bananas: The lazy fruit of the bunch

They do the bare minimum and it shows.

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Bananas: The most forgettable fruit in the bowl

Bananas: The most forgettable fruit in the bowl

You’ll always reach for something else first.

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Bananas: The one fruit nobody looks forward to.

Bananas: The one fruit nobody looks forward to.

They’re always the last resort, never the first choice.

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Bananas: The reason smoothies need other ingredients

Bananas: The reason smoothies need other ingredients

Without other fruits, bananas turn smoothies into slop.

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Bananas: The sad excuse for a snack

Bananas: The sad excuse for a snack

They might look appealing, but they’re anything but.

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Bananas: The sad mush at the bottom of your fruit bowl

Bananas: The sad mush at the bottom of your fruit bowl

Other fruits stay fresh; bananas just become a pile of slime.

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Bananas: The sad reminder that nature isn’t perfect.

Bananas: The sad reminder that nature isn’t perfect.

Even nature makes mistakes, and bananas are one of them.

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Bananas: The sad story of a fruit that could have been

Bananas: The sad story of a fruit that could have been

Once full of potential, now just a mushy mess.

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Bananas: The soggy cereal of the fruit world

Bananas: The soggy cereal of the fruit world

No matter what, bananas end up mushy and gross.

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Bananas: The soggy sponge of the fruit world

Bananas: The soggy sponge of the fruit world

Bananas soak up all the wrong things.

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Bananas: The squishy loser of the fruit aisle

Bananas: The squishy loser of the fruit aisle

Every other fruit stands tall, while bananas just flop over.

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Bananas: The tasteless tub of the fruit world

Bananas: The tasteless tub of the fruit world

Bananas are nothing but a big, bland blob.

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Bananas: The ultimate disappointment in a peel

Bananas: The ultimate disappointment in a peel

Nothing good ever comes from opening a banana.

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Bananas: The ultimate food fail

Bananas: The ultimate food fail

There’s a reason nobody’s excited to see a banana in their lunch.

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Bananas: The vegetable reject

Bananas: The vegetable reject

Bananas tried to be good, but they just couldn’t make the cut.

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Bananas: The vegetable's worst nightmare

Bananas: The vegetable's worst nightmare

Even vegetables shudder at the sight of a banana.

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Beets are bold; bananas are boring

Beets are bold; bananas are boring

Beets make a statement, while bananas just exist.

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Beets bring color; bananas bring nothing

Beets bring color; bananas bring nothing

Beets light up your plate, while bananas just dull your day.

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Beets stain your hands; bananas just stain your soul

Beets stain your hands; bananas just stain your soul

Beets leave a mark, but bananas leave you with regret.

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Bell peppers are bold; bananas are bland

Bell peppers are bold; bananas are bland

Bell peppers add zest, while bananas add nothing.

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Broccoli is brain food; bananas are just mush

Broccoli is brain food; bananas are just mush

Broccoli feeds your mind, while bananas just turn into goo.

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Broccoli stands tall; bananas just flop over

Broccoli stands tall; bananas just flop over

Broccoli is strong and firm; bananas are weak and limp.

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Brussels sprouts have a bad rep, but at least they’re not bananas

Brussels sprouts have a bad rep, but at least they’re not bananas

Even Brussels sprouts have more appeal than a banana

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Cabbage may be plain, but it’s not a banana

Cabbage may be plain, but it’s not a banana

Cabbage keeps its form, while bananas just turn to sludge.

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Cabbage may stink, but at least it’s not a banana

Cabbage may stink, but at least it’s not a banana

Cabbage might have a strong odor, but it’s not the disappointing mush of a banana.

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Carrots can see in the dark; bananas just disappear

Carrots can see in the dark; bananas just disappear

Carrots improve your sight; bananas just vanish from your memory

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Carrots stay crunchy; bananas go squishy.

Carrots stay crunchy; bananas go squishy.

Carrots are crisp and fresh, but bananas are just a soggy mess.

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Cauliflower may be bland, but it’s not banana-bland

Cauliflower may be bland, but it’s not banana-bland

Even cauliflower has more flavor than a banana on its best day.

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Cauliflower may be white, but at least it’s not a banana

Cauliflower may be white, but at least it’s not a banana

Even colorless cauliflower has more life than a banana.

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Celery may be plain, but it’s not a banana

Celery may be plain, but it’s not a banana

Celery is simple, but at least it’s not a slimy mess.

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Celery snaps; bananas slump

Celery snaps; bananas slump

Celery gives a satisfying crunch, but bananas just fall apart.

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Chili peppers are fiery; bananas are just flavorless

Chili peppers are fiery; bananas are just flavorless

Chili peppers bring heat, while bananas bring nothing but regret.

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Chili peppers have heat; bananas have defeat

Chili peppers have heat; bananas have defeat

Chili peppers ignite your taste buds, while bananas just extinguish your appetite

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Corn is golden; bananas are just moldy yellow

Corn is golden; bananas are just moldy yellow

Corn shines bright, while bananas just fade away.

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Cucumbers are cool; bananas are just sad and droopy.

Cucumbers are cool; bananas are just sad and droopy.

Cucumbers refresh you, while bananas leave you with a mushy disappointment.

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Cucumbers are refreshing; bananas are revolting

Cucumbers are refreshing; bananas are revolting

Cucumbers cool you down, while bananas turn your stomach.

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Eggplants are exotic; bananas are just expendable

Eggplants are exotic; bananas are just expendable

Eggplants bring flair, while bananas bring nothing.

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Eggplants are firm; bananas are floppy

Eggplants are firm; bananas are floppy

Eggplants hold their shape, while bananas just give up.

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Garlic adds kick; bananas add nothing.

Garlic adds kick; bananas add nothing.

Garlic enhances, while bananas just sit there, useless.

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Garlic smells strong; bananas just smell rotten

Garlic smells strong; bananas just smell rotten

Garlic has a powerful aroma, while bananas just reek when they rot.

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Garlic wards off vampires; bananas just ward off flavor

Garlic wards off vampires; bananas just ward off flavor

Garlic adds spice, while bananas add nothing.

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Green beans are crisp; bananas are just a letdown

Green beans are crisp; bananas are just a letdown

Green beans bring freshness, while bananas bring disappointment.

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Kale is tough; bananas are just weak

Kale is tough; bananas are just weak

Kale withstands everything, while bananas collapse at the slightest touch.

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Lettuce stays crisp; bananas just decay

Lettuce stays crisp; bananas just decay

Lettuce keeps its crunch, but bananas turn into a slimy slop

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Lettuce stays crisp; bananas just go limp

Lettuce stays crisp; bananas just go limp

Lettuce keeps its freshness, while bananas just melt away.

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Mushrooms add depth; bananas just add mush

Mushrooms add depth; bananas just add mush

Mushrooms make meals richer, while bananas just make them gross.

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Mushrooms are mysterious; bananas are just miserable

Mushrooms are mysterious; bananas are just miserable

Mushrooms intrigue, while bananas just depress.

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Mushrooms may be weird, but they’re not bananas

Mushrooms may be weird, but they’re not bananas

Mushrooms have character, while bananas have none.

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Onions make you cry, but at least they’re not bananas

Onions make you cry, but at least they’re not bananas

Onions bring tears, but bananas bring regret.

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Peas are petite powerhouses; bananas are just soft blobs

Peas are petite powerhouses; bananas are just soft blobs

Peas are small but mighty, while bananas just fall apart.

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Peas are small but mighty; bananas are big and useless

Peas are small but mighty; bananas are big and useless

Peas pack a punch, but bananas just lie there

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Peppers bring heat; bananas bring defeat

Peppers bring heat; bananas bring defeat

Peppers light up your life, while bananas just extinguish the fire.

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Peppers pack a punch; bananas pack a whimper

Peppers pack a punch; bananas pack a whimper

Peppers are vibrant and spicy; bananas are bland and boring.

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Radishes have bite; bananas are just soft and sad

Radishes have bite; bananas are just soft and sad

Radishes give a sharp crunch, while bananas are just mushy and bland.

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Radishes have zest; bananas are just pathetic

Radishes have zest; bananas are just pathetic

Radishes spice things up, while bananas just drag them down.

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Rhubarb is tart; bananas are just tasteless

Rhubarb is tart; bananas are just tasteless

Rhubarb brings flavor, while bananas bring nothing.

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Spinach is a superfood; bananas are just super sad

Spinach is a superfood; bananas are just super sad

Spinach gives strength, while bananas give you nothing but mush.

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Spinach is mighty green; bananas are just yellow mush

Spinach is mighty green; bananas are just yellow mush

Spinach is vibrant and nutritious; bananas are just soft, flavorless goo.

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Spinach is super; bananas are just sloppy.

Spinach is super; bananas are just sloppy.

Spinach fuels you up, while bananas just weigh you down.

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Squash is solid; bananas are just squishy.

Squash is solid; bananas are just squishy.

Squash holds its own, while bananas just fall apart.

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Sweet potatoes are sweet; bananas are just sad

Sweet potatoes are sweet; bananas are just sad

Sweet potatoes delight with flavor, while bananas just depress.

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Tomatoes may be messy, but at least they’re not bananas.

Tomatoes may be messy, but at least they’re not bananas.

Tomatoes might squirt, but bananas just ooze into an unappetizing paste.

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Tomatoes may split, but bananas are already broken

Tomatoes may split, but bananas are already broken

Tomatoes burst with flavor, bananas just ooze out.

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Turnips are underrated; bananas are overhyped

Turnips are underrated; bananas are overhyped

Turnips may not be popular, but at least they’re not a banana.

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Zucchini has versatility; bananas have nothing

Zucchini has versatility; bananas have nothing

Zucchini shines in any dish, but bananas bring everything down.

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Zucchini is a hero; bananas are just a zero.

Zucchini is a hero; bananas are just a zero.

Zucchini saves dishes, while bananas ruin them.

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Zucchini is versatile; bananas are just one-dimensional

Zucchini is versatile; bananas are just one-dimensional

You can cook zucchini a hundred ways, but bananas are only good for trash.

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The Fall: Mutant City

The Fall: Mutant City

Salvo!

Salvo!

Undarkened: Revival

Undarkened: Revival

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