Other Games
Popped Too Quick
Complete Mission 1
5 pts
No Way... Pinguu Boss Fight
Get through Mission 2
5 pts
Dirty Money
Get 300 Coins and Complete Mission 2
10 pts
Come On, Just a Peek?
Get through Mission 3A
5 pts
Strip Gradius
Strip 200 Maidens to Complete Mission 3A
10 pts
Castlevampia
Get through Mission 3B
5 pts
Verminator
Kill 100 Rats to Complete Mission 3B
10 pts
Mail Order Waifu
Get through Mission 4A
5 pts
Yes Maidens
Rescue 50 Showgirls to Complete Mission 4A
10 pts
Unaccompanied Miner
Get through Mission 4B
5 pts
Good Vibrations
Destroy 10 Targets to Complete Mission 4B
10 pts
Hikaru in the Sky with Diamonds
Get through Mission 5
5 pts
Sweet Moolah
Get 300 Coins to complete Mission 5
10 pts
The Tax Collector, You Found Me!
Clear Mission X
5 pts
Happy Ending (sort of)
Get the Good Ending by Completing Mission 6
25 pts
The Unsexy Ending
Run out of time on Mission 6 and get the Bad Ending
5 pts
Swingin' on a Star
Get through the Special Stage
25 pts
Nice Score
Get 69,420 Points
5 pts
Actually Impressive
Get 696,969 Points
25 pts
Danger Zone
Go to the right most part of the screen and stay there for 5 seconds without dying (No Big Allowed)
5 pts
Jiffy Pop
Defeat Corn Chiwa in 50 Seconds
10 pts
Post Master Clarity
Clear the game without using a continue (can be done on any Difficulty)
50 pts
So Hard Right Now
Clear the game on the highest difficulty (Continues allowed)
25 pts
You're Making Me Corny Baybee
From the start of the fight, Beat Corn Chiwa without losing a life
10 pts
Royal Flush
From the start of the fight, Defeat or Evade Finally Penguin without losing a life
10 pts
We're in the Money
Collect 350 Coins in Mission 2
10 pts
Getting Some Head
From the start of the fight, beat Otohime without losing a life
10 pts
Bigger Harem Than a Persona Protagonist
Strip 225 Maidens in Mission 3A
10 pts
Hard as Stone
From the start of the fight, beat Medusa without losing a life
10 pts
Blame it on the Crane
From the start of the fight, beat Transporting Crane without losing a life
10 pts
Maidenplenty
Rescue 65 Showgirls in Mission 4A
10 pts
Balls of Steel
From the start of the fight, beat Tanuko the Tanuki without losing a life
10 pts
Sweet Victory
From the start of the fight, beat Candy Core without losing a life
10 pts
Mo' Money, Mo' Parodius
Get 500 Coins in Mission 5
10 pts
Audit Evaded
Clear Mission X without losing a life
10 pts
Love Hotel, Hate Misers
Clear the main part of Mission 6 without losing a life.
50 pts
Need for Speed
Upgrade your speed once
5 pts
Approaching Sound Barrier
Upgrade your speed to the highest possible
10 pts
No Honor
Hit a certain boss "below the belt"
4 pts
Did You Download Boobs Again Joel?
Watch the Opening Cutscene (almost) in its entirety
5 pts
Save Me Konami Code?
Use the Konami Code in order to get all power ups. *Wink Wink*
0 pts