Other Games
Spoiler alert!
Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
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You're not so Big anymore, Boi!
Kill Big Boi
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You are no match for me, Billy!
Kill your first Billy Bob
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Meetballs, coming up!
Kill a Billy-Goat
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That's what cheese said!
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
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Oh, you're up to no gouda!
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
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Make America Grate Again
Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
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You're looking mozzare-hella good!
Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
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Fifty Shades of Gruyere
Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
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Honk honk!
Kill the clown in the sewers
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Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys
Complete the dungeon 100%
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Co-Whoop
Play together with at least one of your friends
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Yeehaw!!!
Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
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Catch the bus with me!
Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
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Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
Dodge 20 times
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I'm going to get a concussion
Dodge 100 times
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I want to throw up!
Dodge 500 times
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A Megapint...?
Drink your very first grog
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I drink, but I'm not a drunk!
Have three grogs in total
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Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...
Drink five large grogs at the same time
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Butcher
Kill 100 enemies
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Master Butcher
Kill 500 enemies
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My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!
Kill 1000 enemies
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Timber!
Kill the Ent
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AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!
Catch fire
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Fire-fighter!
Put out the fire
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Just wing it!
Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
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Mushroom soup of the day
Kill your first Fungoid Bob
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Deal with it
Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
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Consider it dealt with
Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
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Tastes just like chicken!
Eat your first Garden Gnome
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Your daily dose of Vitamin C.
Eat 100 Gnomes
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I'm getting full...
Eat 500 Gnomes
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Bloody Knuckles
Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands
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You're not going to blow me up!
Kill you first Grenadier
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No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!
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Grumpy Immortal
Defeat The Immortal
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Self assessed tax return
Kill your first IRS guy
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Ripe Meat Off The Bone!
Eat your first grilled chicken
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Scrambled Eggs
Collect at least 100 eggs
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Surprise!!
Buy a surpise from Melisande
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Karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song
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European karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
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Up and down
Jump 20 times
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My pants squeak when I walk
Jump 100 times
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I cant stand still!
Jump 500 times
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You can't stop me, bro!
Kill your first Shotgun Knight
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I've got the power
Get full strength when Level Up
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Catch me if you can
Get full agility when Level Up
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I'm feeling lucky!
Get full luck when Level Up
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Better safe than sorry - use protection
Get full protection when Level Up
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Another one bites the iron
Kill an enemy using metal bars
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Haemochromatosis
Kill yourself with metal bars
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Hovering around
Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
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Not so hip anymore!
Kill your first Orc Hipster
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Kleptomaniac
Loot 6 drunken orcs
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MLG 360 no scope kill!
Kill your first Orc Noob
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I like you...but I have to kill you...
Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
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Nerd
Read a book from a bookshelf
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Free Of Chains
Release all the chains
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Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe
Pick up a Mistlefoe
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Out of bounds
Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
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Thats disgusting!
Use the stinky outhouse
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Meat grinder
Get eaten by a shark
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Spare Ribs
Kill your first Skelton warrior
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Blurry depth perception
Kill your first Sven-Olof
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Cockadoodledoo!
Find the marvelous Chickenator
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Are you ready to rumble?
Get your very first lethal weapon
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Pasta Bolognese
Whoop Ass 10 times!
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Slimy... yet satisfying
Kill your first Grumpy Worm
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