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10000 km
10000 km driven with Satsuma.
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1000 km
1000 km driven with Satsuma.
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You reached 100 kg
Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
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100 km
100 km driven with Satsuma.
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Full stash
Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
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Philosophy Master
Sometimes being a banker is enough.
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Catch-A-Fish
You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
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Gauntlet survivor
Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
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Grill master
Serve at least 20 dish.
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You are the wall
You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
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Waving for victory
They failed to stop Johnny.
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I am Santa Claus
Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
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PTSD
Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
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Wow, look at that Chopin there
Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
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Kahen kilon siika!
Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.
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Engine started!
You beat the menu. And that's it.
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A cure for illness
You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
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Aiming like a pro
Maybe find a woman next time.
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My finger slipped
Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
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Seek and you shall find
Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
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A true hillbilly
Shopping groceries with style!
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King of Tuning
You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
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An idiot
An idiot is definition of you.
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And it is gone!
Say goodbye to your saves.
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Can't stop smoking now...
You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
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Case solved
24 bottles of beer consumed!
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I am coward
No permanent death for you.
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Dakar rally
You just keep on going.
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True Peräjärvi Dalton!
Robbing a slot machine with style.
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Darwin Award
Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
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Greased rust
Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
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Feel alive
Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
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Finnish sisu!
Finish rally with major suspension damage.
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Finnish Summer
This is it. This is everything you ever need.
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Finnish wedding
Your traditional wedding condition.
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First loser
Coming second is just a first loser.
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Flying Finn
Top breed of racing drivers.
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Full of crap
10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
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Golden steam
Enjoy the smell.
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Grand Theft Teimo
You little punk!
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Granny's little helper
You are such a good boy!
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Satsuma GT
You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
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Hannes Kolehmainen
Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
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It runs!
Your car actually started, good job!
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Jackpot!
Maybe you should do Lotto too?
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Jonne!
You are real Finnish Jonne.
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Kela-Taxi
You served elderly person with style.
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Kiddy champ
You won in a junior class!
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Lottery winner
You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
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Magic portal
Somehow you don't remember anything.
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Methanol Man
You gained a new super power: Blindness!
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Money well spent
Better luck next time.
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Mr. Kilju
Good batch of commercial deer piss.
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Bad Guy
You've done your time.
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Party time
Bottle of booze drank quickly.
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You have a computer!
Now play some games.
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Proud to be mortal
When I die, I die for good
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Pimped!
That really does it.
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Reetipokeri Master
Too bad this is not Las Vegas.
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Poor people go away
A real money man.
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Responsible citizen
You got your car through inspection.
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Rusting fast
Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
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What a shock!
Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
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Sliding Swede
Coming after Flying Finns!
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Smoking kills
Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
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1000 Strawberries!
Time well spent, huh?
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Thank you for playing!
Seems like it is over now.
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Thank you government
Crime is for poor people only.
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Don't answer that call
Thunder called you and you got killed.
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Too much power, too little skill
Jerk in daddy's car.
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Total idiot & full idiot
Flipping off to a drunk driver.
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Ultimate survivor
Drinking your own piss like a pro.
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Welcome to Finland
You just experienced a Sauna.
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Working man's Saturday
Time to relax.
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Yeast festival
Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
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You have a new friend!
He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
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