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...OR A MEGA SHOE, THE SIZE OF A HOUSE?!
Collect all Golden Horseshoes on Hard Mode.
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1000 WAYS TO DIE
Die in every way possible.
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BUY GOLD!
Finish the game with the maximum number of lives.
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COCKADOODLEDOO
Defeat all Rooster sub-bosses in a single game.
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COMPREHENSIVE COVERAGE
Bomb all autos in Level 3.
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GORGE OF ETERNAL PERIL
Fall into a pit in every level with pits.
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GRAND MASTER HORSE
Beat The Final Horse on Hard Mode using no cheats.
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HELLO AGAIN
Kill The Legendary Lost Officer with the Golden Horseshoe.
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HIT ME BABY ZERO TIMES
Beat the entire game without taking a hit.
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HOLE IN THE WALL
Find the secret room in Level 5.
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HORSE IN TRAINING
Beat The Final Horse on Easy Mode using no cheats.
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I'LL TURN TO A FRIEND
Collect all helper tokens in Level 7.
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I'VE TOLD YOU. I CAN'T DIE.
Beat the entire game without dying once.
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IRON WRATH
Kill 50 enemies with the Golden Horseshoe.
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IS THAT A TINY SHOE...?
Collect all Golden Horseshoes on Easy Mode.
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LEARNING CURVE
Get nailed by the moving spike wall in Level 1.
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LIFE INSURANCE
Max out lives (hard mode only).
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LIKE A BOSS
Defeat a boss without taking damage.
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NEIGHBORHOOD CLEANUP
Kill all enemies in Level 2.
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NICE TRY, BRO
Attempt to kill a Level 5 Ghost using the Golden Horseshoe.
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RED DEATH
Destroy all the red cars in Level 3 using the Golden Horseshoe.
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SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
Complete Level 7 without being spotted by a cop.
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SPIKED PUNCH STATS
Kill 50 enemies by punching.
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THE BEETUS
Blow up all soda and pizza in Level 4.
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THE FINAL PANCAKE
Get crushed by a building in Level 8.
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THE LEGENDARY LOST OFFICER
Outrun the homicidal cop living beneath the streets of Doofusville.
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THIS FEATURE EXISTS
Stay underwater long enough to start the countdown timer.
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THIS IS (NEVER) THE END
Beat The Final Horse on Hard Mode with the Infinite Continues cheat.
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WRITER'S STRIKE
Watch every cutscene in full.
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WTF--BOOM!
Bomb 50 enemies.
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